bash.org is made of win:

[moonvoice]

(samsim) I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
(samsim) and got mauled
(samsim) and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage
(samsim) a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent
(samsim) for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in

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[darakat-ewr.livejournal.com]

*sigh* *bangs head*

[adamdobay.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahaha. That's great. May I steal it?

[moonvoice.livejournal.com]

Certainly! You will find much more at www.bash.org -

here's a link to the top 100. http://www.bash.org/?top

Enjoy! :D

[end-of-the-mind.livejournal.com]

Bah-hah-hah-hah! That made me smile ^_^ And considering the way today has started off.... *le sigh* Eternal circles I suppose. Good thing-bad thing-good thing-bad thing. Lawl xD

[sannion.livejournal.com]

awesome

[mirrorred-star.livejournal.com]

That is most definately made of win.

[sidheblessed.livejournal.com]

That's like meta quote of the day.

[onyxrising.livejournal.com]

That reminds me of Binky the Polar Bear.
Binky was a hero back home. The Fairbanks Alaska firefighters added binky's trademark shoe in the mouth to their polar bear insignia. The University of Alaska Nanook (polarbear) maskot, for a year and a day, kept a shoe in his mouth.
A bright tourist decided that it would be a good idea to climb over barriers and try to pet the polar bear. Polar bears can leap a very long way, and our dear binky leaped far enough to bit down on her foot. Sadly, she got away, leaving him only a shoe to chew on. She sued, of course, and the zoo responded by adding a moat and signs to binky's enclosure, advising tourists not to bypass safety barriers.
Of course, one year later, another tourist had to try the same thing. With similar reports.
Wikipedia, I see, also reports that some local teens got in on the action, thinking they wanted to go swimming with binky.

[moonvoice.livejournal.com]

People just don't learn. I mean sure they look cuddly and fluffy, but they're not that great up close and personal when they're hungry and territorial!

We have a lot of koala and kangaroo attacks here, people assume that koalas are always cuddly and don't have extremely long claws and very strong arm muscles and tendons for wielding them; likewise people seem to think that kangaroos are cute even when they're big male boomers.

Though a big cynical part of still thinks that they're cute even when they're attacking the tourists. *blush*

*innocent look* I accidentally added you to my friendslist. whoops.

[onyxrising.livejournal.com]

I seem to have accidentally done the same AND added you to at least one filter group. Clumsy me.
By the way, I see you have a therianthropy filter group. That could possibly be interesting.
You are on my otherkin-related stuff filter group. Stuff from that filter does not bleed onto unfiltered lj posts. I'm a little strict about that one- one of the other people who reads my journal is a childhood friend turned Harvard psychology student. He likes to do major projects on how anyone who believes in that stuff should be institutionalized. So yeah...
And it's stupid to get in any animal's personal space. They always have some means of defending themselves. Trust me, I've seen some freaky kung-fu master rabbits. Or something like that, for the damage they did.

[moonvoice.livejournal.com]

Yeah I've seen people go 'bunnies are so docile' and my childhood experiences were anything but. Bunnies SCARED me. They were cute, but they bit. *shudder*

I've added you to my therianthropy / Vilturj (shamanism) filter. My stuff bleeds all over the place because I'm blessed with a pretty good group of friends, but I do try and keep things at least a *little* in their filters.

:D

I love your Labyrinth icon. It too is made of win. On that note, I must nap! It's the afternoon here and it's been a surprisingly arduous morning.