(Bonus!) Photo of the day.
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moonvoiceStop saying we're cute and frickin' leave us alone already because we WERE sleeping!!! You stupid entitled human, coming into our faces with your stupid shiny black camera that looks awfully like a shiny dilated pupil, while we're looking all cute and adorable on the tower! (As soon as I put my camera away, Moet licked Maybe on the heaaaaad.)
10 things about Moet and Maybe that happened today.
1. Maybe chomped on my sock while my foot was in it, and then made an apologetic meow and walked away. 'I'm sorry, I did not know your foot was in your delicious, nommy sock.'
2. Moet tilted his head like an owl to make himself look cute for a salami stick. I laughed at him. No salami stick for you!!!
3. At 4.00am I moved my foot in bed and didn't realise it was near Moet, who promptly clamped onto it and sunk his teeth into my little toe. I screeched 'MOET YOU BITCH!' and that woke up Maybe (who also sleeps on my bed) and she promptly came and saton near my face purring loudly for the next two hours. Maybe it is NOT my mental disorders that make me sleep badly and have nightmares, just sayin'.
4. Maybe jumped up onto the kitchen bench by grabbing onto the wok thus falling and knocking the wok (which is huge and heavy) onto the lino which cut a hole into the lino.
5. I am certain Moet thought this was hilarious. I do not know how to describe Moet's expression of hilarity, but I'm sure he thought it was hilarious.
6. When I did cross-stitch Moet lay down behind me and Maybe got jealous and came and started licking my head. When I told her to stop it, she turned around and bit Moet on the ear. 'It's all your fault she's not letting me lick her, you bastard!' Moet bit her back. Ten minutes of amusing fight action ensued. Much more interesting than my cross-stitch.
7. Maybe watched Moet dig a hole in his litter tray to go to the toilet, and Moet got uncomfortable so he walked past her without having done anything and looked at me as if to say 'why did you get her? She is the WORST.'
8. At breakfast, Maybe made this noise: 'GRRRRRROWWWWWWWLMEOOOOOOWMEOWMEOWMEOWRRRRRRRRL.' Moet hit her, because it was a disturbing noise for all of us.
9. They went outside to go the toilet and then declared it was too cold and sat there hunched up, until Maybe came and begged me to pick her up. 'Please, pick me up, I am a delicate creature. BITE YOUR HAND! HAHAHAHAHA!'
10. They slept! Hoorah! They are still sleeping! HOORAH!
10 things about Moet and Maybe that happened today.
1. Maybe chomped on my sock while my foot was in it, and then made an apologetic meow and walked away. 'I'm sorry, I did not know your foot was in your delicious, nommy sock.'
2. Moet tilted his head like an owl to make himself look cute for a salami stick. I laughed at him. No salami stick for you!!!
3. At 4.00am I moved my foot in bed and didn't realise it was near Moet, who promptly clamped onto it and sunk his teeth into my little toe. I screeched 'MOET YOU BITCH!' and that woke up Maybe (who also sleeps on my bed) and she promptly came and sat
4. Maybe jumped up onto the kitchen bench by grabbing onto the wok thus falling and knocking the wok (which is huge and heavy) onto the lino which cut a hole into the lino.
5. I am certain Moet thought this was hilarious. I do not know how to describe Moet's expression of hilarity, but I'm sure he thought it was hilarious.
6. When I did cross-stitch Moet lay down behind me and Maybe got jealous and came and started licking my head. When I told her to stop it, she turned around and bit Moet on the ear. 'It's all your fault she's not letting me lick her, you bastard!' Moet bit her back. Ten minutes of amusing fight action ensued. Much more interesting than my cross-stitch.
7. Maybe watched Moet dig a hole in his litter tray to go to the toilet, and Moet got uncomfortable so he walked past her without having done anything and looked at me as if to say 'why did you get her? She is the WORST.'
8. At breakfast, Maybe made this noise: 'GRRRRRROWWWWWWWLMEOOOOOOWMEOWMEOWMEOWRRRRRRRRL.' Moet hit her, because it was a disturbing noise for all of us.
9. They went outside to go the toilet and then declared it was too cold and sat there hunched up, until Maybe came and begged me to pick her up. 'Please, pick me up, I am a delicate creature. BITE YOUR HAND! HAHAHAHAHA!'
10. They slept! Hoorah! They are still sleeping! HOORAH!
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Date: 2010-08-03 11:38 pm (UTC)