(Bonus!) Photo of the day.

[moonvoice]

Stop saying we're cute and frickin' leave us alone already because we WERE sleeping!!! You stupid entitled human, coming into our faces with your stupid shiny black camera that looks awfully like a shiny dilated pupil, while we're looking all cute and adorable on the tower! (As soon as I put my camera away, Moet licked Maybe on the heaaaaad.)





10 things about Moet and Maybe that happened today.

1. Maybe chomped on my sock while my foot was in it, and then made an apologetic meow and walked away. 'I'm sorry, I did not know your foot was in your delicious, nommy sock.'

2. Moet tilted his head like an owl to make himself look cute for a salami stick. I laughed at him. No salami stick for you!!!

3. At 4.00am I moved my foot in bed and didn't realise it was near Moet, who promptly clamped onto it and sunk his teeth into my little toe. I screeched 'MOET YOU BITCH!' and that woke up Maybe (who also sleeps on my bed) and she promptly came and sat on near my face purring loudly for the next two hours. Maybe it is NOT my mental disorders that make me sleep badly and have nightmares, just sayin'.

4. Maybe jumped up onto the kitchen bench by grabbing onto the wok thus falling and knocking the wok (which is huge and heavy) onto the lino which cut a hole into the lino.

5. I am certain Moet thought this was hilarious. I do not know how to describe Moet's expression of hilarity, but I'm sure he thought it was hilarious.

6. When I did cross-stitch Moet lay down behind me and Maybe got jealous and came and started licking my head. When I told her to stop it, she turned around and bit Moet on the ear. 'It's all your fault she's not letting me lick her, you bastard!' Moet bit her back. Ten minutes of amusing fight action ensued. Much more interesting than my cross-stitch.

7. Maybe watched Moet dig a hole in his litter tray to go to the toilet, and Moet got uncomfortable so he walked past her without having done anything and looked at me as if to say 'why did you get her? She is the WORST.'

8. At breakfast, Maybe made this noise: 'GRRRRRROWWWWWWWLMEOOOOOOWMEOWMEOWMEOWRRRRRRRRL.' Moet hit her, because it was a disturbing noise for all of us.

9. They went outside to go the toilet and then declared it was too cold and sat there hunched up, until Maybe came and begged me to pick her up. 'Please, pick me up, I am a delicate creature. BITE YOUR HAND! HAHAHAHAHA!'

10. They slept! Hoorah! They are still sleeping! HOORAH!

Comments

[jet-ski.livejournal.com]

hah!they are so entertaining!

[moonvoice.livejournal.com]

Some days they are!

I still have a puncture mark in my little toe though. Seriously we need a dog to keep them in line. That's what dogs do right? Right??? *dismally hopeful look*

Heh.

[jet-ski.livejournal.com]

Hahah well my dogs split the cats up when they sound like they are getting a bit too intense with their fighting. Barbie seems to have learned the skill from Bender - they basically just trot up to the kitties and the kitties scatter. But I don't like any dog's chances at being the boss of your kitties! hahaha

[ariestess]

This had shatterpath and myself in hysterics over your cats' antics!

ETA :: They remind us of Leo and Elphie, the oldest [prissy, bitchy old queen that he is] and the youngest [pain in the ass troublemaking darling that she is]...

[firehauke.livejournal.com]

Heh they do look a little bit more than annoyed there...

And those are rather funny interactions. Mine aren't near as good :)

[naamah-darling.livejournal.com]

#8 . . . I'm in tears over here.

[earthguardian.livejournal.com]

Meot looks rather fluffy in this picture! :D

And your kitty antics are SO amusing. I love to read about Maybe and Moet. :3

[aleia-kali.livejournal.com]

Beautiful photo of your kitties. I feel for you and the antics of your cats, dogs can be just as exhausting lol, maybe i should write a daily post about all the things Toffee gets up to.

If you are going to get a dog, i would strongly suggest an older dog 2 years onwards, as far as i know this is when they are classed as an adult dog, well for Toffee's breed anyway.

[hrafn.livejournal.com]

I was trying to eat breakfast while reading this, but I kept choking on my food because I kept laughing! Oh, cats.

[cazzyline.livejournal.com]

A cat on the face
Maybe's quite detrimental
But kitties are a girl's best friend.

[dragonsrmd.livejournal.com]

That's a gorgeous picture, and hearing about their antics is better than any tv show :D

[rainsingingwolf.livejournal.com]

*snickers* Cats are just always so entertaining, but sometimes just as annoying.

[songtoisis.livejournal.com]

Your captions keeeel me. Very grumpy looking photo here. They look like toe-biters! :D

[shimmerhawk.livejournal.com]

Aww, they do look sleepy.

[amethyst-clan.livejournal.com]

We loved this post. Thank you. :)

[sheistheweather]

Oh, cats. XD

[toeknuckles.livejournal.com]

awww, your kitties! They make me laugh.
Number nine has had me sitting here laughing and laughing and laughing.

[moonvoice.livejournal.com]

Number nine has had me sitting here laughing and laughing and laughing.

I am firmly convinced that Maybe's totem animal is a gremlin.

Seriously, she spends an awful lot of times to devise ways of going 'pick me up I am a delicate creaaaaature, BITE YOUR HAND! AHAHAHAHA! I'M HILARIOUS!'

The thing that bugs me is that it's not even angry biting! She wants to be petted, and she wants to be picked up, she doesn't bite to say 'put me down,' she just does it because she can (and because her totem animal is a Gremlin).