Life with cats, part 5498

[moonvoice]

One day the cats will hear variations on the theme; 'GO AWAY, I am SO not feeding you right now,' as 'go away, I am not feeding you right now,' instead of what they currently interpret it as:

'ooooo, let's play-fight together under Pia's FEET!'

'QUICK BITE HER ANKLE.'

'Let's trip her up, whee!!!!'

'I'm gonna jump on the kitchen bench and you can't catch meeeeeeeeeoh wait, DAMN THAT SPRAY BOTTLE TO HELL!'

*

And as the beautiful light of the setting sun streamed into our house, I realised that if I ever wanted a PETA friendly fur coat, I'd just need to lightly spray myself with water and roll around on the floor.

Comments

[darakat-ewr.livejournal.com]

Heh. I somehow get the feeling our house will be similar.

[moonstruckangel.livejournal.com]

I'm not even a cat person but I love this post for some reason,made me smile!

[jet-ski.livejournal.com]

you can do that here if you want a coat in about 8 different colours!

[lupinedream.livejournal.com]

The last sentence made me giggle.. *keeps giggling*

[bunny-m.livejournal.com]

Cats: Nature's own Rules Lawyers. We try to teach them "Don't do that!" and they learn "Don't get caught."

*sigh*

(Also *hugs!*)

[silverjackal.livejournal.com]

If I knew someone who could felt I'd have a military-style felt coat made from my dog's shed in no time at all. This is what happens when one owns a German Shedder Dog.

[mirrorred-star.livejournal.com]

Our house is like that with the dog fur- my laptop had dog fur on it after the second time I ever used it. And I have a black jacket that's covered in white dog fur.

[sidheblessed.livejournal.com]

Oh the images that conjures up!