Damn those nuclear fruit flies!!!

[moonvoice]

Just some random information for you; most people claim that cockroaches will be one of the few creatures to survive a nuclear holocaust? It's a completely and total myth, seriously. In fact, cockroaches only handle radiation six to fifteen times better than we do, but curl up and die far more quickly than many other insects.

They might be able to survive a great deal, but nuclear holocaust is not one of them. At this rate, it's the fruit flies we need to worry about.