bash.org is made of win:

(samsim) I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
(samsim) and got mauled
(samsim) and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage
(samsim) a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent
(samsim) for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in