Dear Universe...

Maybe has discovered bubblewrap.

OH GOD, WHY?

ETA: It sounds like; rustle, rustle rustle rustle, FLUMPH FLUMPH FLUMPH, pop, pop, rustle, pop pop POP POPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPPPPP! *meows of excitement* (I have metres of the stuff for art packing).

I am always highly entertained when a Wikipedia page has been vandalised.

Here is some information on the temperament of the Tibetan Mastiff that I found particularly appealing:

They are excellent family dogs - for the right family - and you will find them to be unlikely to eat your babies. Owners must understand canine psychology and be willing and able to assume the primary leadership position. Lack of consistent, rational discipline can result in the creation of dangerous, unpredictable dogs. In this case, baby-eating may be a problem (although this is true of virtually every dog breed, it is more likely with a large, primitive breed.)

Photo of the day.

Happy Snap