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Sometimes I shouldn't own pets.
So Glen takes a handful of late night, post-training frootloops.
He says 'go away cats, I'm not giving you any!!!'
I say 'oh just drop one on the floor, they won't eat it.'
He drops one on the floor, and Maybe, who is meant to be on this totally restricted diet, eats it.
So I give up and say, 'oh you better give Moet one too or he'll get jealous.'
Moet also eats his frootloop.
Fucking cats.
He says 'go away cats, I'm not giving you any!!!'
I say 'oh just drop one on the floor, they won't eat it.'
He drops one on the floor, and Maybe, who is meant to be on this totally restricted diet, eats it.
So I give up and say, 'oh you better give Moet one too or he'll get jealous.'
Moet also eats his frootloop.
Fucking cats.
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Moet and Maybe almost never get people food treats. In fact, it's really really rare. I don't know if - aside from last night (which was an exercise in poor judgement) - Maybe ever has.
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